FUCKING CHILDREN !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now I am not on about what goes on at the local catholic school here, I am referring to the continued torture of raising my own. The Fucking second my son turns what ever age, probably 13 these days and brings a girl home, I am going to wait for the exact moment he's about to put it in, and scream ' DADDY, DADDY, DADDY ' until he runs into my room, Then I am going to shit myself throw up and wipe it everywhere and just sit and smile like a fucking saint. In fact fuck that I am going to fake dementia so the little twat has to wipe my arse for a few years. There are no set rules to raising children half the time you look at them and think, oh my god my little angel I love you, the other half you think go play on the fucking motorway.


While I have your attention I would like to approach a little subject, Super nanny That fat fuck Joe Frost I think, Super nanny my tits more like SUPER CUNT !!!, she doesn't even have fucking kids. Why are people taking her advice ??? I watched her the other day giving diet advice, are you fucking kidding me shes fucking huge, and don't even get me fucking started on the naughty step, that has originated from some fucked up S&M shit she is into. She has no fucking kids that's like me giving out nuclear rocket advice. I had a health visitor come out once to talk about my two year old, she suggested putting him on reigns to stop him running off, I said 'you mean a lead like a fucking dog', this continued to when i said 'how many children do you have', She replied ' Oh i don't have children' I politely quoted ; GET THE FUCK OUT MY HOUSE !!!


With political correctness gone mad you can't smack your kids now, well in fact you can't even sing ' Bar bar black sheep' to them, fuck me sheep with equal rights, it's probably those fucking sheep that stopped me collecting all my tokens from the marmalade jars.

Mcdonalds Staff

Hello my people, sorry for the lack of blogging but I use this as a venting process not to entertain, also apologies for lack of imagination in the title but there are far to many offensive words. I have been around warrington town centre all weekend, sat at cafe Nero spectating on the weird and wonderful people around. However After watching super size me where a guy nearly dies, I don't touch that shite,  but I have a two year old and to avoid screaming, I would let him have fucking heroin.

As I approach the counter and observe well I don't know how to explain it, these people cover all elements of my blogging, cavemen would have made these people look  normal. Shall we start with the bus ( fat cunt ) maybe 20 - 21 complete with Moustache and starter kit fluffy beard don't want her cooking my burger, then there is the melon head 30 year old bloke dressed like a 15 year old shouting '' bwig mwac '' he's off my list, Then there is about 5 or 6 young lads tickling each other and running around with fucking ADHD, last but not least the Asian student that finally served me, Life is fucking wank when your last resort is a student. In my time on this planet I am yet to meet a student complete with both brains and common sense.