FUCKING CHILDREN !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now I am not on about what goes on at the local catholic school here, I am referring to the continued torture of raising my own. The Fucking second my son turns what ever age, probably 13 these days and brings a girl home, I am going to wait for the exact moment he's about to put it in, and scream ' DADDY, DADDY, DADDY ' until he runs into my room, Then I am going to shit myself throw up and wipe it everywhere and just sit and smile like a fucking saint. In fact fuck that I am going to fake dementia so the little twat has to wipe my arse for a few years. There are no set rules to raising children half the time you look at them and think, oh my god my little angel I love you, the other half you think go play on the fucking motorway.


While I have your attention I would like to approach a little subject, Super nanny That fat fuck Joe Frost I think, Super nanny my tits more like SUPER CUNT !!!, she doesn't even have fucking kids. Why are people taking her advice ??? I watched her the other day giving diet advice, are you fucking kidding me shes fucking huge, and don't even get me fucking started on the naughty step, that has originated from some fucked up S&M shit she is into. She has no fucking kids that's like me giving out nuclear rocket advice. I had a health visitor come out once to talk about my two year old, she suggested putting him on reigns to stop him running off, I said 'you mean a lead like a fucking dog', this continued to when i said 'how many children do you have', She replied ' Oh i don't have children' I politely quoted ; GET THE FUCK OUT MY HOUSE !!!


With political correctness gone mad you can't smack your kids now, well in fact you can't even sing ' Bar bar black sheep' to them, fuck me sheep with equal rights, it's probably those fucking sheep that stopped me collecting all my tokens from the marmalade jars.