Am I redundant ???

I have only just blogged but the promise of a quick shag distracted me understandably, for those with children will understand that when you have infant children getting a quickie is like a lottery win. However Am I Redundant is the question ?? my missus has a sex cupboard not a draw like normal people but a fucking great big cupboard a place you normally store clothes, a cupboard that would worry Jenna Jameson if everything turned itself on at once it would be like china jumping in sync. We have dildos that make donkey's blush, stimulants that would tingle crocodile skin , creams, rubs, paints and all sorts of ropes and vibrating shit we even have a travel package. Now me personally I prefer the old catch em fuck till they cant walk but this is the 21st century and they have rights now and even worse ideas, you mention a 3 some and your fucking dead but they want all sorts hanging out your arse.


So I am blogging away happy I have had 16 views in 2 days I think that's good considering I have just re-read Ginger Efforts and realised it is quite offensive, when she turns and says ' fancy a quickie ' now i consider most of my bedroom work to be quick so god knows what she expects under a minute ???. So laptop down here we go, As she stops and says ' Pass me the orgasm cream and the bullet' now at this point I have to wonder do i need to be here am I just an extra ? as a tester i stopped at the 30 second mark thinking maybe I might go get some icecream have a fagand then pop back up 10 mins later break all my shagging records but she noticed, So i suppose i played some form of like supporting actor role, Like the cherry's on a black forest gateux, not needed 100% but you would notice if there wasnt any.

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