I spend a great deal of my day sat at my local cafe Nero bit of old el fresco and 20 cigs and a great view of the world people watching. During my time blogging I will spend alot of time (researching) at cafe nero. There are many subjects i want to touch on such as open air peodo's (men with School Girls), Bus people ( real fat fucks ) Kids with tits (little fat fucks) and many more so stay tuned I will blog at some point.
Today I want to move my attention to the once endangered species the ginger ! Now if you are unlucky enough to be born ginger this comes in many forms they are as follows, Strawberry - Just a ginger wig most of these creatures blend in to society with hair dye. The ginger Ginger - can't miss them red hair, freckles the fucking lot and last but no means least The ginger skin - out and out orange you've been fucking tango'ed. Now their not my cup of tea but during my observations I did notice that god will normally favour the ginger in some form i.e cracking arse or big tits however today I met the best ginger ever. Didn't get her name as when i asked for a photo for my blog she hit me with her panini but this was the moby dick of gingers. Minimum 18 stone for the yanks that's 250 lbs i think and maybe 5 foot 4, her skin was of the Ginger Ginger category and wait for it NO TITS ???? fat ginger and no tits I wrote a suicide note for her fucking hell. Hey I am by no means perfect but most gingers i meet hit the gym tone up get new tits anything to be in with a shout but come on. I offered some support from a distance but no takers.
This should not be totally aimed at Gingers because fat people or bus people as i call them fuck me over I see them all day wobbling round town, I shit you not i heard a bus person in an electric fucking obesity scooter talking about dieting TO FUCKING LATE !!!!. I will share on fat kids at some point i feel like just picking them up well with a pallet truck taking them home and getting them fit but that is another blog away.
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