Pizza Hut Madness

This was a little while ago 2009 i think i say i think as i have been in AA now for 17 months so anything before that is a bit blurry, and I had a pub in the city centre so any event after 10am would involved a very drunk me. However in the lovely town of Warrington, Cheshire I decided in a drunken state to take my wife and infant to Pizza hut for some food, A perfectly normal decision drunk or not so not really any need to mention the drunk dickhead anyhow after being seated by some half stoned 16 – 18 year old dim wit I noticed on the table next to us and I promise I am not over exaggerating a 20 stone plus 5 foot 2 maximum 14 year old girl on her birthday, 20 fucking stone plus !!!!. Pizza hut must have thought fuck have we got the staff ? you could hear them firing all ovens. Now I understand she is 14 so knows no better she has been raised by this huge hairy faced pig fuck head next to her I can only assume the reason fat fucks and when i say fat fucks i dont mean call centre workers who hit the extra mars bar everyday or even the plump variety i mean fucking bus big!!!!!.



Where was i oh yeah i can only assume the reason fat fuck women have hairy faces is they can’t reach no that can’t be right they shovel all sorts of shit in their mouths i’ll have to have some time to think why fat women have hairy faces no medical research is allowed to play any part in me forming an opinion then attacking people with it anyway her fat fucking ugly hairy mother was saying ”what do you want darling to eat” a better fucking question with less answers should have been ”What on the menu dont you want darling”, She had two chairs !!! i know i want this to be funny but that is not a joke two fucking chairs one for each cheek let me just remind you she is on her 14th birthday.
The thing that has always got me in trouble is simple I can’t keep my mouth shut so i politely asked to see the manager, when the manager arrived I explained to the manager that I have a pub in town and if someone comes in having drank too much it is my moral responsibility to not serve them anymore, at this point I probably look quite responsable but on reflection what followed could have been worded better, I told the manager not quitley either that fat fuck had quite clearly had too much too eat and was to be removed for her own safety. Here we go the mothersaurus heard me and started the under active thyroid and big boned argument fucking lmao BIG BONED fuck you fucking big everything her arse wasnt made of bone i shit you not one arse cheek was the equivalent of say a mini metro boot no shit!!! how can you defend her under active thyroid fuck off it is very simple so listen carefully it is not rocket science are you ready people i am about to solve obesity world wide, If you eat loads of shit and sit at home watching tv and dont excercise you get fat, done !!!! I have more on this to come but my biggest hate is fat fucks crying about there wieght i can never understand 20 stone people what went through you head at 16 stone I could do with shifting some weight here no fuck it i’ll cry about it when i hit 20 fucking shoot them and feed them to the skinny kids two problems one bullet.
I am completely lost now but I was removed from pizza hut but even worse two big fat hairy fucks will believe they are right and that poor 14 year old will continue her life thinking its ok to look like that she may aswell right off any chance of a normal life everything will be an effort for that poor girl in my opinion that is child abuse !!!!