MMMMMMM right this is a strange one ??? First of all i thought i was going mad but girls are actually going out in their pyjama's. Now i mean what they go to bed in, shorts that short and loose if they sit down you can see what they have had for dinner. Now there are rules I have learnt to being able to wear your bed clothes on a Friday night in town,
1. You must have a tramp stamp, Tattoo at the bottom of your back.
2. Have at least one child you have left with a complete stranger so you can get pissed. Extra points if you have two children and quadrupole points if they are different colours.
3. Bleach blond/white hair with black line down the centre like a fucking skunk.
4. Enough make-up to make Jordan look like she's natural.
5. To maintain figure a steady diet of blue wkd and cocaine.
6. Finally NO and I mean NO education what so ever.
Please take this handy list out with you tonight on the town, tick all boxes on the list, spot the PJ's and your in, half a gram of coke and two blue wkd's and she will be sniffing duvet by midnight.
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